OMG! Im getting married today!!! But i have stinky breath!
I'm off to the corner shop to get my scratch card and some mint polo's and Extra chewing gum. Cya!
Monday, 2 May 2011
Diary entry- The day of my wedding!
Wow, i'm getting married today! Thats really gone quick. I suppose i'm quite nervous to see how dear Anne will look. Despite that, I hope i look good! It will be very embarrassing to look ugly at my own wedding! Does my breath smell nice? I hope it does! because when the vicar said you may kiss the bride and i have stinky breath it will all go wrong! This wedding is going to cost loads! I'll have to start using scratch cards to try and pay the debts off! Aw, you don't know how nervous i am! It's my last day of freedom! Uh oh! Thats not good! no more flirting? Maybe Anne would want kids! Oh no, little brats running around spending my money! I suppose i'll need more scratch cards? What if i puke? Will Anne want to kiss me? Will she still say i do? Ah, i'm having a nervous breakdown! Im shaking now! Is that good? I hope i don't make a complete fool of myself today! I love Anne! Well, i think i do anyway. Yes, i do! I have too! I'm marrying her today!
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Very imaginative Wendy! Well done - Quick question, do you think they had scratch cards, mint polo's and extra chewing gum in the 1500s? :)
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Nooo! my son has just died....
ReplyDeleteI can't believe what I have just heard. My little boy... is dead! How could Hamnet die? It was this 'Black Death' thats going on... what was he doing out in the streets because thats where you catch it from, the rats give it to you... right? I wonder how Anne is doing? I must see her immediatly as I don't how she'll take it. And Susanna and Judith... I need to get home straight away. Oh my dear boy... how could you die? I loved you so much and you are gone... I wish it was me instead of you! I am so devastated. I don't know what to say... I'm lost for words... All I know is that my only son is now dead and I am very very upset.
Tragedy means an event causing great suffering, destruction, and distress, such as a serious accident, crime, or natural catastrophe.
ReplyDeleteComedy means entertainment consisting of jokes and trying to make an audience laugh.
An example of a tragedy is 'Romeo and Juliet.'
An example of a comedy is 'A midsummer Night's dream.'